Diary of a Mad Jewish Woman

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

As you all know i was very excited to get home last night and play with my new MacBook. Naturally I rush home after work and park on the street since we only have 3 parking spots in our driveway and 4 cars total in the house. No big deal I've been parking on the street for over a year now and nothing has happened. Although I would like to point out that out of the 4 cars owned by the people in my house mine is the newest, the nicest, and the most expensive. Which personally I believe should give me a free pass to always park in the driveway, but I digress. I head in the house take the dog, change into comfy clothes, and as I am about to open the box...*knock, knock*

My roommate answers the door and this what I hear, "Amy someone just hit your car"

MOTHER*&%$#$))*&&^%#@@_(*^%$$$&#)_*()^&^$#$

DAMNIT!

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN

"He only hit your driver side mirror"

WHEW, I freaked because a few months ago a friend of mine had his BMW parked out there and someone hit it and totaled it.

This young kid hit my car, turned around, drove back up the hill, knocked on the door, came in my house, and gave me all his information. This is when my faith in mankind was renewed. I can’t believe how lucky I am, and what a good person this young man is. So I will be getting a brand new driver side mirror courtesy of his insurance company.

Now onto the best part of the evening….I FINALLY get to plug in my new computer. It’s amazing. I’m in love with it! It even has a built in webcam!! I’m completely overwhelmed with this thing. I didn’t even know how to close applications at first, but I have all weekend to figure it out.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I finally got the demon computer at home to give up some pictures! So without further ado i give my very first picture blog

Click the thumbnails to see the bigger pics!

This is my best friend, Kelly she has 1990s Nicole Kidman hair




I made kelly take pictures of me in my halloween costume (I aspire to be a pin-up girl)









I got a sample of this cool stuff called Jiffy Tan. Lookie how tan my legs are




Ellie thinks i'm crazy



Then my "adopted" brother, Saab showed up and decided to wear my costume. Hilarity ensued











Then we got Frank to put his costume on and well:





They decided it would be funny to run outside the house with Saab chaing Frank. There was traffic bumper to bumper on the hill directly outside my front door. So Frank runs out and Saab takes off after him and as they run down the hill I notice a cop car sitting right in front of my house....cop does not look amused.

I never did get to carve a pumpkin, but we had some fun anyway.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

i'm a BLOGGER

Alright so I'm attention whore and I want everyone to read my ridiculous thoughts. Since this seems to be the only way to keep track of my dear old friend, Megan, I signed up. Let's begin:

I'm mad. I'm mad as hell. Who I am I mad at? Is it you? No. Is it my new blog? No. Is it Madonna? well as a matter of fact it is Madonna. No it has nothing to do with this whole Angelina wanna-be/African babies are the ulimate accessory hub-bub. No its because Madonna is no longer well Madonna. She's boring. She writes children's books, wear leotards, and adopts babies. Where did the Blonde Ambition go? and where did the british accent come from?
BOO LEOTARD WEARING, BRITISH ACCENT MADONNA!

HURRAY BLONDE AMIBITION!